Pirates of the High Seas... and karma

pirate jack orion... arrrrrrrhhhhh... the kid has been obsessed with pirates for months now... we spent all morning diving for buried treasure at great sands... we only found some fools gold left by scallywags...

on a bright note, we must thank technology for conveniently placed security cameras... and also a bit of luck... the manager reviewed the security tapes and around 7pm last night you see a lady, 60ish get a shopping cart, load her bottles up from her car, then walk over to the railing where my wetsuit was drying, grab and put it in her car... and everyone in the damn store saw the video and we all know who she is, i was expecting some punk kid, instead it was some freaky ol' lady with a klepto problem... have not got the suit back but i can not wait to confront her... i don't think she would want to deal with the likes of pirate jack orion...