most indestructible man...(currently living)
A modern day Tom Crean... I overheard some good natured smack talking and wanted to add my twist to it... he might not be able to chop wood anymore, but this man is certainly no fuckin' pussy!!!
proof is in the pudding... this man is so tough he is often referred to as angel!!!
posted by pedro at
1:25 PM
56 Comments:
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who is that? jugs?
T.H.
I'm lost
T.H.
It's a bird, It's a plane, it's Casey, No it's Juggerrrrnauauauzzz!JUGGS, YOU DA MAN!!!!!!!!!
sickkkkk
T.H.
daaammmnnn, mad respect for JUGGS!!! and he's only been surfing for like 1 1/2 f'in yrs!?
well slap my ass and call me nancy! that mo' fo' jugglinnuts is for real!! when the shit is big, when it's cold, when it's nasty, that's the one we can count on. when bertha came for her summa vacation, jugs you were there for all of it, your always game on! watch out for that high tide beachbreak!!
Well alright, I guess we'll leave it at that, although it is rumored that the "Fn P' was thrown around again. It's nice to see I that I have one friend who has my back for the smackdown!
Hydie boy, I will keep you around to drag my ass out of the shorepound....along with Pedro and WB and TH and ...... all the rest!
Oh come on he can't get off that easy! Hey guys how about a little hazing on Nancy? Hydro get ready to pull your pants down!
I'm dissapointed, I want to see a beach front brawl!
T.H.
if hy-stink-dro (sounds like some stupendous farkle) had a dollar for every time someone told him to get ready and pull your pants down, he'd be paying for our whole south of the equater gathering for the apocalyptic showdown!!!
I want first in line, watch out Nancy, you ain't never been spanked like your gonna be, sweetie.
How bout it Hydro? We all long to be on the blog. Pedro, I'd like to see his mofucknass on the blog.
w.b.- You've got to do a better job if you want to bait hy-stink-dro into a fight. You know his next move, so do I. The reason he is upset is because Pedro isn't paying attention to his advances. He was jealous of Clam Boy, when he was top billed and now, yours truly. It's ok, he'll get over it. After all, he did bring it on himself; he and the mouth of Mr. Stinkfinger.
I don't want to bait anyone into a fight. I just want to see some skin! It has been a long time for me! I just want to see Nancy's ass up close and personable!
Pedro,I mean it this Sat. morn! Don't call me. Where the hell is Tommy Hawk?
wreckingball... i just woke up... not surfing until september... unless TS Nancy shows up soon... this pace is killing me, i feel like you, don't know which way is left or right, which is kinda a good feeling!!!
I'm busting my ass for the crazy psycho
T.H.
It is a good feeling. I love not knowing which way to go! TS? You going to the coma? I really need a dance partner. You will be home by nine so you won't turn into a pumpkin.
ask jugglin nuts to cut up the rug... i don't go out... i work and sleep.. TS (Tropical Storm) or (Tiny Sack)...
Hydro, I have a confession to make to make. I was such a fink. I ratted you out!
Pedro, summer hybernation is for the bears. Miss you! Can't wait for the pizza run!
Thanks for the documented memorys.
Get a spell check on this F N blog!
wrecking ball
take a breath!
Not in my nature1
haha
T.H.
WB ya crazy skinny ass mo'fucka... the gibsonian is my mcmanus and i, his fenster!!! weez two wild and mo'fuckin crazy guys... can you say Airstream??? say it with me Airstream???
yeah, fenster. You tell that bitch!
Stream Air. There I said it. Always wanted to go to Nova Scotia! How bout it boys?
some icy double overhead point break sounds nice
T.H.
Yeh baby! Aretha here I come!!!!!!!!
wat the fuck are you ass wipes mumblin about! yo pedro, nice tribute to jumblenuts. i'd like to kiss his ass and say how he's got some serious balls, but the truth his balls are rollin around in pedros mouth. shit duckman, are you in love with this jugglinbut or what? and as usual, wretched balls...piss off and die!
The truth is your balls are non-existant my friend that's your problem bro! get some and surf mo-fucka!
T.H.
I may not have real balls but when it really comes down to it they seem to grow on me. How bout it Pedro and Hydro? We got a little smack down go n on. Hydro don't be such a pussy hide n behind Mr. Stink finger! PS, Aretha see you next time around!
BERTHA w.b. BERTHA!
T.H.
this is a fucking family blog... i am sure my mom doesn't want to hear about anybody's balls in my mouth... as for my crush on the jug, it basically comes down to who dominates the best when i am out shooting, stink has been featured, just not on a lot of big waves...ps i don't fight
Pedro WTF! If I want to have some good clean fun I would go on Hannah Motanas blog! What is wrong with all you men? I am so looking for a good fight! Juggernautz, you will be happy to hear that I got out the goo gone and cleaned my bottom up. Don't be such a pussy and tell Hydro how you would love to see his sweet bottom all clean and shiny!
Hey T.H.
Are you talking about my balls? I hope not.
and Wreckin ball, you just called me a pussy. I hope you realize what you did.
You know what I mean, right T.H.? ya know.
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE STINKY TO ME!!! XOXOXO
WB - what the F^&^@%^#$%^K... Que es motana??? Motana is a big ass one.... shit here come motanas gigante!!!!
they're aren't any balls to talk about
T.H.
and for you stink breath, you need to shave your pussy!
T.H.
HEY HEY HEY NOW...that isn't the actual Tommy Hawk talking, faker i'll find you
THE ACTUAL TOMMY HAWK
so now we know who really has no balls
WTF is all this talk about balls. You guys know I have more balls than all of you put together!
WB those aren't cajones... those are instances of bad judgement where you got lucky, except on March 1st... they usually turn into comedic wipeouts, something i cherish about you, mo'fucka
well said
Those weren't wipe outs just moves I've been work n on mofucka!
Stinker's goin down...and a note to everyone...watch out, Tommy Hawk has his permit.
T.H.
great another youth lost to the likes of charlton heston... do we really need another akwardly huge grom with a gun??? oh... drivers permit... don't let wreking ball or stink teach you to drive, WB can't just drive, she has to find her phone, eat her oatmeal, drink her coffee, smoke her butts, change into her wetsuit, change outta her wetsuit, find her phone again, brush her teeth... oh yeah and talk on the phone the whole time she is doing the other things... And Stink can't drive over 28 miles and hour... ask Juggernaut he's retarded!!! wtf
nice
Let me corrupt the youth of our society
You forgot the most important thing and she plays the harp in between changing the station, drinking the coffee, finding the phone, talking on the phone, finding the phone, check n out the cutie jogging,hoping to hit on a sweet surfer dude, find n the phone,balancing the check book,pooping at the pooping cliff, wiping her ass,finding her phone, working, going in if they go in, finding the phone, calling Mom, calling in sick for work, call n the Jug to see if he is still alive,going to the thrift store to get mac a stofted animal, taking care of children, take n care of business, finding the phone, pick n up tommy hawk, dropping off tommy hawk, finding the phone, go n thru my purse and back pack and get n my life organized, giving a surf report, finding the phone, getting in my wet suit, and hope n some day there might be some fuck n surf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS how's the prostitutes,guns and drugs go n?
PSS congradulations on the permit.Talk to the parents and I would gladly let you drive my rig
guns and drugs taken care of, ho's tonight
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